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'The Seduction of Svadilfari' by novablue at deviantArt

The Seduction of Svadilfari by novablue (dA)

I Kissed a Girl (Loki Remix) by Mikki Fraser                 
Parody of “I Kissed a Girl” by Katy Perry       

This was never the way I planned, not my intention
I got so brave, drink in hand, lost my discretion
I couldn’t stop talking, while I was ahead 
Now the gods tell me to get them out of this mess

I fucked a horse ‘cause I had to 
Save Freya, the sun and the moon
I fucked a horse, my diversion 
Not just some new perversion

It felt too wrong to be alright 
Hope I’m not a mom tonight 
I fucked a horse ‘cause I had to 
I had to

So Svathilfari is your name, it doesn't matter
Know this is just to win a game, it’s not my nature
It's not what gods should do, not how they should behave
But my head gets pound in if I don’t obey

I fucked a horse ‘cause I had to 
Save Freya, the sun and the moon
I fucked a horse, my diversion 
Not just some new perversion

It felt too wrong to be alright 
Hope I’m not a mom tonight 
I fucked a horse ‘cause I had to 
I had to

Us mares we are so magical
Soft fur, big eyes, so loveable 
Hard to resist, so chase-able
Too good to deny it
It ain't no big deal, it's just business

I fucked a horse ‘cause I had to 
Save Freya, the sun and the moon
I fucked a horse, my diversion 
Not just some new perversion

It felt too wrong to be alright 
Hope I’m not a mom tonight
I fucked a horse ‘cause I had to 
I had to

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'The Cool Big Half Bro' by Hellanim

shadow-of-fenrir:

nathaelle:

The Cool Big Half Bro by ~Hellanim

This is so cute omfg

"Norse mythology theme again... Small Vali is introduced to his big older half brother Sleipnir."

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Ergi, like the adjective argr from which it is formed, has a strongly pejorative sense: it is scarcely an exaggeration to say that no other Norse word was able to provoke such violent feelings and reactions. According to the opinion of the time, the application to a man of the term argr (or its synonym by metathesis ragr) meant that he was 'unmanly' in various ways, and in particular that he was a coward and a homosexual. 
[...]
If sexual perversion as such had been the object of contempt and moral disapprobation, the latter would surely have been expressed in the laws dealing with obscene libels. But this is not the case: rather it would seem that it is the feminine sexual role which makes the allegations of ergi particularly injurious and in fact intolerable for the recipient. This assumption is further supported by the fact that the Norwegian laws already mentioned include insults likening a man to a female animal (berendi) among the words liable to the highest personal recompense. to liken a man to a male animal cost only half as much (halfréttisorð). Accusing a man of having given birth to a child, i.e. of having performed an exclusively female sexual function, is added by the Gulathing Law to its list of 'full penalty words' (fullréttisorð) indicating the severest recompense to be paid.
[...] 
In the mythological poetry we encounter comparable charges that a man has taken the shape of a woman. I am referring primarily to Lokasenna. When the gods reply to Loki's words of abuse they find effective points of attack in his mythical past. Three times it is said that he is argr and indeed the matter is well documented: at the dawn of time he mated in the guise of a mare with the stallion Svaðilfari. The fruit of that union is the horse Sleipnir, which thus has Loki as its mother.

It is therefore obvious that Loki is guilty of shameless ergi.

― "Níð, ergi and Old Norse moral attitudes" by Folke Ström (Med. / Fil.Dr, Biblioteksråd Gothenburg, 1973)
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'Missing Lollipop' by Tara K Labus

"Missing Lollipop" by Tara K Labus

"Loki. He started off with a lolly in his mouth, but I took months to finish this, and the candy couldn't have lasted that long."

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  "You think me at fault for the mason," Loki said.
    Heimdall did not answer.
    "Maybe you are right to blame me. It was on my advice that the Allfather accepted the bargain and the mason's price as well."
    Heimdall's lip curled up. His hatred of Loki was legendary. "Do you seek to give me further reason to scorn you? There is no need. You can sink no lower in my estimation. A worm can only burrow so deep into the muck."
    "You do me wrong. Look on Asgard and see the wall that now stands. When the giants march at Ragnarok, remember that the wall is there once more because I proposed the bargain. And the cost was nothing more than a few thunderbolts from Mjolnir."
    Heimdall sneered. "You risk much when it is not your own hide at stake. Where were you when the mason attacked?"
    Loki ignored Heimdall's accusing tone. Much as he desired to explain what he had sacrificed, he knew that his role in defeating the mason could never be revealed. Savior of Freyja or not, they would kill him if they knew giant blood ran through his veins.
    "I am not here to argue. I seek only to bring this foal to Odin, as a gift."
    "So that we can forget how you bargained with one of our hated enemies?" Heimdall narrowed his eyes at the horse. "Where did you get it?"
    I birthed it myself after coupling with the mason's horse, he thought. He would have relished the look on Heimdall's face, but that moment would be cut short when the guardian withdrew his sword.     "It is the spawn of the mason's horse. It will be a fitting steed for the Allfather." It was a partial truth, at least.
    "That explains little. Why does it have eight legs?" Heimdall's tone was laced with suspicion.
    "I didn't ask."
    Heimdall sneered. "Your mocking words will be your undoing one day."  
Loki, by Mike Vasich, 2011

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