tag:dreamwidth.org,2009-05-02:204177 one hundred and one lokis! one hundred and one lokis! 2012-09-13T03:10:30Z tag:dreamwidth.org,2009-05-02:204177:18335 2012-09-13T03:10:30Z 2012-09-13T03:10:30Z public 0 <a href="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9kioz6n2D1rchffmo1_1280.jpg" target="_blank" title="Thorgal #32: La Bataille D&#39;Asgard"><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9kioz6n2D1rchffmo1_500.jpg" style="border:2px solid; color:black;" alt="Thorgal #32: La Bataille D&#39;Asgard"></a> <p><em><strong>Thorgal #32: La Bataille D'Asgard</strong></em><strong> - G. Rosinski &amp; Y. Sente</strong></p> <p><em>As told in myth, Sif gets her golden hair cut off by Loki as a prank. Thor, Sif's husband, is not impressed.</em></p> <p><small>(I slept through most of my French classes at school so apologies for the crap translation:)</small></p> <blockquote style="margin: 10px 0 10px 10px;padding-left: 15px;border-left: solid 4px gainsboro;font-style:normal;"> <p><strong>Sif:</strong> Aaah! But!? Who? Who are you? ...Loki! You! You dare?</p> <p><strong>Loki:</strong> Take it easy, sweetheart. You seemed to enjoy this moment of intimacy. It was well worth it for the hair I need to seduce a pretty goddess, who, so I'm told, has a weakness for... blond men.</p> <p><strong>Sif:</strong> Monster! Demon! When Thor learns what you did...!</p> <p><strong>Loki:</strong> I think he won't learn anything. Do you think he will forgive you for having confused him with another in his own bed? Hahahahaha! *leaves with hair*</p> <p><strong>Dwarf (to Sif):</strong> Mistress! Your husband is back! What will you do?!</p> <p><strong>Dwarf (to Thor):</strong> Have you had a good day, sir?</p> <p><strong>Thor (to dwarf):</strong> No.</p> <p><strong>Thor (to Sif):</strong> I'm not sure what's happening to me, but I had strange dreams. I was about to crush an upstart human. Then my forge suddenly disappeared. Unbalanced, I fell and knocked myself unconscious. And when I woke up, my shield was gone! I think...</p> <p><strong>Sif:</strong> I think you need comfort in the arms of your wife.</p> <p><strong>Thor:</strong> But... What did you do to your hair?</p> <p><strong>Sif:</strong> I noticed that my hair didn't have as much effect on you as it did in the early days. I am a woman. So... I tried something else. What do you think, hmm?</p> <p><strong>Thor:</strong> ...</p> </blockquote> <p> <small>[ <a href="http://101lokis.tumblr.com/post/30517860484/thorgal-32-la-bataille-dasgard-g-rosinski">tumblr</a> entry ]</small></p><br /><br /><img src="https://www.dreamwidth.org/tools/commentcount?user=loki&ditemid=18335" width="30" height="12" alt="comment count unavailable" style="vertical-align: middle;"/> comments tag:dreamwidth.org,2009-05-02:204177:5126 2012-08-19T13:45:48Z 2012-08-19T13:46:43Z public 0 <p><a href="http://motherfuckingmythology.tumblr.com/post/28107220074/norse-treasure-of-the-gods">motherfuckingmythology</a>:</p> <blockquote style="margin: 10px 0 10px 10px;padding-left: 15px;border-left: solid 4px gainsboro;font-style:normal;"> <p>Everyone was asleep in Asgard, which naturally made it a good time for Loki to run around being a dick. This asshole, up at way-too-fucking-late-o&rsquo;clock decided that the only reasonable thing to do in this situation was to go piss off people he couldn&rsquo;t handle, because no one ever told him not to pick fights he couldn&rsquo;t handle. So what does this asshole do? He sneaks into Sif&rsquo;s room while she&rsquo;s asleep and cuts her fucking hair off. Why? Because he fucking could. To be a dick, he drops all the hair in a big pile on the floor and traipses the fuck off to go to sleep now that his work is done.&nbsp;</p> <p><a href="http://motherfuckingmythology.tumblr.com/post/28107220074/norse-treasure-of-the-gods" target="_blank" title="Read more at &#39;motherfuckingmythology&#39;">Read More</a></p> </blockquote> <p> <small>[ reblogged from <a href="http://motherfuckingmythology.tumblr.com/post/28107220074/norse-treasure-of-the-gods">motherfuckingmythology</a> ] | [ <a href="http://101lokis.tumblr.com/post/28784699796/norse-treasure-of-the-gods">tumblr</a> entry ]</small></p><br /><br /><img src="https://www.dreamwidth.org/tools/commentcount?user=loki&ditemid=5126" width="30" height="12" alt="comment count unavailable" style="vertical-align: middle;"/> comments